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  • Konami’s Jackal: How to Beat the Ultimate 8-Bit Run-and-Gun Classic

    Hello everyone — SuperAsurada77 here!
    Today I’m bringing you another classic Famicom game that even us middle-aged gamers (with the power of save states, of course) can conquer without breaking our thumbs.

    The text might be short, but the screenshots are plenty — so buckle up, this might be a long one!

    🚙 1988 – Konami’s Military Rescue Classic

    Released in 1988 by Konami, Jackal is a top-down run-and-gun shooter where a single jeep and four elite soldiers are dropped deep behind enemy lines.
    That’s right — just one jeep to take down an entire enemy army. No backup, no tanks, no reinforcements. Just pure 8-bit insanity.

    Stage 1 – Into Enemy Territory

    Our tiny jeep parachutes into the battlefield — and the mission begins.

    Along the way, you’ll find small buildings holding POWs. Blow them up with grenades or missiles to free your captured comrades.
    It’s a mystery how they survive the explosions unscathed… but hey, let’s not ask questions. Just rescue them!

    Some POWs glow when you pick them up — rescuing these VIPs upgrades your grenades to missiles, and with each rescue, your missile blast radius grows even larger.

    Halfway through the stage, you’ll spot a friendly helicopter waiting under heavy enemy fire. Drive close and your rescued soldiers will board the chopper.
    How they all fit into one jeep — and how the helicopter isn’t shredded by bullets — is another mystery. But again… just rescue them. 😄

    Boss Fight:
    Multiple blue tanks will swarm you. Dodge their shots and take them down one by one.
    Your thumbs will start screaming here, but hey — it’s only Stage 1.

    “YEAHHHH!” shout your rescued comrades. Your thumbs? “NOOOOO!”

    Stage 2 – The Temple Fortress

    The second mission takes place in what looks like an ancient temple. Rescue more POWs and get them to the extraction chopper before facing the boss.

    Boss: A massive stone statue.
    Dodge the smaller tanks and focus your missiles on the statue. It fires homing missiles, but with precise D-pad control, you can avoid them.
    Come on — we’re 40-somethings, we drive cars. This is nothing!

    Once again: “YEAHHHH!” from the soldiers, and “ARRRGHH!” from your thumbs.

    Stage 3 – Harbor Assault

    The action shifts to a busy port with laser defenses. This is where save states truly become your best friend. Don’t feel guilty — stress-free gaming is the goal!

    Boss: …an aircraft carrier.
    Yes, somehow your lone jeep is going to blow up a carrier. It’s ridiculous — and that’s exactly why we love it.

    “YEAHHHH!”
    Your thumbs? Numb. Your wrist? Tingling. On to Stage 4!

    Stage 4 – Swamp Warfare

    The swamp slows your movement significantly — avoid it as much as possible. Rescue more comrades and prepare for another tough fight.

    Boss: A giant helicopter.
    Normally, Rambo would take this thing out with a bow… but since he’s not here, you’ll have to do it with a jeep. 😅
    Shoot down paratroopers, dodge the tanks, and keep firing until the chopper explodes.

    Stage 5 – Enemy Headquarters

    You’re near the enemy HQ now, and things get chaotic: flamethrowers, landmines, helicopters — everything they’ve got is coming your way.
    Even under this barrage, you’re still rescuing POWs and getting them out. What a hero.

    Boss: The heavily guarded main gate.
    Destroy the turrets and the tank hangars. Once the power is cut, the gates will open and you’ll storm the base.

    At this point, your hands are probably screaming louder than the enemy soldiers. 😂

    Final Stage – The Fortress Showdown

    Inside the enemy stronghold, things get brutal.
    Laser cannons blast the ground, leaving craters you can’t cross. Your D-pad skills will be pushed to the limit.

    Destroy both laser turrets — but you’re not done yet. The main building must also be destroyed with heavy missile fire.

    Just when you think it’s over… a massive tank rolls in. Dodge its main cannon and keep firing.

    When it turns red, it’s close to defeat. Stick to the pattern: shoot, dodge, shoot, dodge.

    Finally, the tank explodes — mission complete!

    🎖️ Mission Complete

    Four brave soldiers have rescued countless POWs and now gaze at the sunset from their jeep.
    “Press Start” appears on the screen…

    Start again? Nah. My thumbs and wrists need a vacation after one playthrough. 😅

    🕹️ Final Thoughts

    Jackal is one of those games that perfectly captures the charm and madness of 8-bit gaming.
    It’s absurd, intense, hilarious, and deeply satisfying — especially for retro gamers over 40 looking to blow off some steam with save states.

    You’re not just playing a game. You’re rescuing comrades, saving the day, and laughing at the ridiculousness of blowing up an aircraft carrier with a jeep.

    Mission accomplished, soldier. 🫡

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • How to Beat Contra (1988) – Tips, Boss Strategies & Retro Memories

    Hello everyone — SuperAsurada77 here!
    Today, I’m bringing you another retro classic that even us middle-aged gamers (with a little help from save states) can actually beat.

    This is not a one-credit challenge. Life is already stressful enough — with kids, wives, jobs, and society piling on pressure every day, why add more stress by trying to 1CC a 1980s action game? 😅

    This post might look long because of the many screenshots, but trust me — it’s worth it.

    🪖 1988: KONAMI’s Legendary Run-and-Gun

    Back in 1988, Konami released Contra — one of the most iconic run-and-gun shooters ever made.
    In Korea, we used to call it “Hondra” for some reason.
    Fun fact: Konami’s leadership actually hated the game business despite being a game-making powerhouse. And yet, Contra became a timeless classic when it hit the Famicom/NES.

    Stage 1 – Jungle Assault

    We’ve all been stuck replaying the first stage over and over again as kids. But with the magic of save/load, you can finally break through.

    Boss: Technically, it’s a building — but yes, it’s the boss.
    Crawl into position beneath each gun turret and unleash rapid fire.
    We Korean gamers have done real military training — standing fire, kneeling fire, prone fire — so this is nothing. 😂

    Stage 2 – 3D Base Attack

    After destroying the entrance, you infiltrate the enemy base. This stage blew our minds back in the day — a 3D-style base run in an 8-bit game!

    Stay prone to dodge the relentless bullets. Destroy the blue glowing cores in the center to advance. When the bullets stop, stand and fire.

    Boss: Looks like a giant 1940s supercomputer. The blue energy shots can be destroyed with bullets. Keep moving and use turbo fire to blast it down.

    Stage 3 – Mountain Mayhem

    Here come the rolling boulders! Use save/load liberally — this stage is tough.

    Boss: Alien vibes incoming. Destroy the arms first, then unload on the head for the win.

    Stage 4 – Another Base Battle

    Back to the 3D base gameplay. The same tactics work — and you’ll need them. You’ll probably die a lot here, but don’t give up!

    Boss: Another giant machine, plus enemy soldiers. Hold your ground and keep firing. Then suddenly… a spaceship appears out of nowhere. By now, your D-pad reflexes should be godlike — use them to survive.

    Stage 5 – Winter Warfare

    The pixel art here is peak 8-bit nostalgia — snowy and atmospheric.

    Mini-Boss: Spray and pray. Just keep shooting until it goes down.

    Boss: An alien UFO! The Contra universe just keeps expanding.
    Shoot both the ship and its projectiles. When it disappears and reappears, bombard it with bullets again.

    Stage 6 – The Boss Gauntlet

    This entire stage is basically a boss fight. You’ll lose a few lives — and that’s okay.
    Just like how we “pay” for a new console with house chores or gifts for our wives, you’ll need to sacrifice some lives to win here. 😂

    Boss: Jump over its attacks, shoot the weak points, and don’t stop firing — even if it throws weird weapons at you. You’ll probably beat it after losing a couple of lives.

    Stage 7 – Brutal Battles

    This level is as hard as any boss fight. Blast through the walls with rapid fire.

    Boss: Absolutely brutal. The two purple turrets at the bottom fire three shots upward — hard to dodge, hard to hit. If you run out of lives, it’s okay to continue. Remember: this is still easier than raising kids or listening to your wife’s lectures. 😆

    Stage 8 – The Final Mission

    And then… aliens. Of course.
    We all saw it coming — and yes, they probably paid for the license. 😂

    Mid-Boss: Easy work.

    Final Boss: The Alien Queen herself. If you’ve made it this far, victory is within reach. Sacrifice a few lives and finish the job!

    🎉 The Ending – A Hero’s Reward

    Our heroes complete the mission and escape the island by helicopter as the credits roll. No post-credit scenes here — just sore fingers, tired wrists, and strained eyes. Reward them with a couple of eye drops and a good stretch.

    Congratulations!
    You’ve defeated the evil Red Falcon and saved the universe. Think of yourself as a hero… though, like any hero, you’re rewarded with nothing but “passion pay.” 😅

    And yet, tomorrow we’ll still get on the train and head home after another long day. That’s life — and that’s Contra.

    🕹️ Final Thoughts

    Contra isn’t just a game — it’s a time machine back to our childhood, and a great stress reliever for anyone over 40. With save states on your side, you can conquer it. So grab your controller, load those save files, and unleash hell on Red Falcon.

    Good luck, soldiers — and happy gaming!

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • RoboCop (Famicom) – A Game Even 40-Somethings Can Beat!

    Hi everyone, this is SuperAsurada77 here.

    Today I want to introduce a game that even us middle-aged retro gamers in our 40s can actually finish.

    Back in 1987, RoboCop premiered in theaters here in Korea. I was still in elementary school then, so I couldn’t watch it on the big screen. A few years later in middle school, I finally got to see it on VHS — and it absolutely blew my mind. It instantly became one of my all-time favorite movies.

    Of course, there was a RoboCop arcade game too, but beating even the first-stage boss ED-209 with a single coin was nearly impossible. Later, I borrowed the RoboCop cartridge for the Famicom from a friend and gave it a try.
    Funny thing — the cartridge was a pirate copy, so RoboCop wouldn’t die even when hit. Thanks to that little “feature,” I actually managed to clear the game!

    Fast forward to today, and I decided to replay it. And to my surprise, I found myself clearing each stage — okay, with a bit of “save and load” magic, but still. 😂

    Just like in the movie, you can rescue hostages, take on ED-209 in a showdown, and even switch weapons with the Start button.

    There’s a factory mission where you hunt down and eliminate the mid-boss, and with some effort, victory is possible there too.

    In the movie, RoboCop takes out the mid-boss with a spike-like USB that shoots out of his fist. In the game, however, you’ll need to chip away at his health.

    The final boss is, of course, ED-209 again. While RoboCop blasts him apart with a single rifle shot in the film, here the fight is tougher — if you’re not careful, you might even lose due to the time limit.

    Once you’ve defeated the final enemy, the ending plays out much like the movie: the villain takes the OCP chairman hostage, but once the chairman fires him, RoboCop is no longer restricted by “Directive 4” and can finish the job with one shot.

    “Directive 4” is what prevents RoboCop from attacking OCP executives — but once the villain hears “You’re fired!” he’s no longer protected. The chairman calmly steps aside, and RoboCop does the rest.


    The villain tumbles out of the building and meets his end. Even though the background is just black pixels, you can feel the justice being served.

    The credits roll, and the game ends. Sadly, the iconic final moment — when the chairman asks RoboCop for his name and he answers “Murphy” — isn’t included. A missed opportunity!

    But overall, this is a game that anyone in their 40s and up can definitely clear.
    Sure, running out of time can feel frustrating, but that’s part of the fun. 😂

    Have fun playing — and enjoy the nostalgia trip! 👊

    Original article in Korean: [link]