[작성자:] superasrada77

  • Where Did All the Neighborhood Kids Go? (A Dad’s Nostalgia)

    Why was the smoke from the mosquito fogger truck so mesmerizing back then?

    Whenever that white billow of smoke rose up, every kid in the neighborhood would chase after it as if we were hypnotized.

    Running inside that fog, it felt like we were flying above the clouds.

    My memories of winter are just as vivid.

    I remember lying on the toasty floor warmed by the coal briquettes my mother had just changed.

    There was nothing better than peeling tangerines while watching cartoons on the old CRT TV, belly pressed against the warmth.

    And when it snowed? We didn’t need to call anyone. We just ran outside.

    We miss the romance of those days, having snowball fights until our hands froze and the sun went down.

    But these days, it’s rare to see children running and playing together in the neighborhood.

    The alleys are empty, and it seems the era has come where middle-aged dads like us have to fill the void left by “neighborhood friends.”

    It feels a bit bittersweet that dads have to be the ones initiating the snowball fights now, replacing the friends who used to be there.

    What are your most vivid memories of summer and winter from those days?

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • Life Has No ‘Load Game’ Button

    In retro games, if you make a mistake or die, you just reload your last SAVE point.

    It’s the ultimate cheat code—convenient, powerful, and safe.

    But reality? Once you crash, it’s game over. One moment of distraction implies an immediate payment.

    I learned this the hard way at the gas station.

    My car runs on Diesel. But my traitorous finger decided to tap “Premium Gasoline” on the pump instead.

    ※ What to Do When You Misfuel (Gas in a Diesel Engine)

    Step 1: Panic (briefly).

    Step 2: DO NOT START THE ENGINE. (Critical ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)

    • If you DON’T start the engine: Just a tank flush/cleaning. Cost: approx. $450.
    • If you DO start the engine: Major fuel system & engine repair. Cost: $3,000+.

    Step 3: Call your insurance or a tow truck immediately.

    Here is the irony of modern cars:

    • To tow the car, you must release the electronic parking brake.
    • To release the parking brake, you must turn the ignition/power ON.
    • Turning the power ON primes the low-pressure fuel pump (circulating the wrong fuel).
    • Result: You have to fix the low-pressure pump anyway just to get towed. It’s a catch-22.

    If I had started the engine, I’d be out $3,000. Since I kept it off, I “defended” my wallet with only a $450 loss.

    I mentally mashed the ‘Load Game’ button over and over… but reality simply completed the transaction with a text message alerting me of the $450 charge.

    Stay sharp at the pump, everyone. Real life has no save files.

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • The Supreme Sorceress is AFK: A Solo Survival Log

    [Intro] Party Disbanded. The Guild’s highest DPS, the Grand Sorceress (my wife), has led the Apprentices (the kids) on an overseas Dungeon Raid (vacation).

    Duration: 7 Days.

    I have been kicked from the party and left behind as the Guardian of the Base.

    Initial Status Effect: Acquired [Ultimate Freedom].

    Current Status: The [Loneliness] debuff is stacking rapidly.

    ⛏️ Resource Gathering & Crafting

    Situation: Stockpiled combat rations are depleted. HP Critical warning flashing.

    Action: Cast ‘Cooking’ skill using the ‘Raw Rice’ material.

    Result: Survival timer successfully extended.

    🛡️ Gear Maintenance

    Situation: Durability of Battle Armor (Work Clothes) for tomorrow’s Daily Grind (Work) is critically low.

    Action: Cast Hydro-Cleanse (Washing Machine) to purify gear.

    Critical Failure: The High-Tier Equipment ‘The Dryer’ has not yet been unlocked in this Guild Hall.

    Resolution: Relocated to the Balcony Zone to receive the [Blessing of Natural Air Drying] buff.

    🐾 Beast Mastery & Taming

    Targets: Allied Familiars (Battle Dog & War Cat).

    Action: Dispensed Stamina Consumables (Kibble) and initiated Night Patrol Protocol (Walk) with the Battle Dog.

    Result: Familiar Affinity and Loyalty increased.

    ⚔️ Daily Quest: The Sink

    Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆

    Objective: Clear the stack of dirty vessels to complete the daily cycle.

    Pro Tip: The Main Story Quest ‘Deep Cleaning’ must be strategically delayed until T-minus 2 hours before the Sorceress returns. This is the meta.

    [Outro] I thought an empty party slot meant freedom, but I’ve inadvertently entered Hardcore Survival Mode.

    It turns out this Base needs the High Sorceress and the chaotic Apprentices to maintain server balance.

    Please respawn at home soon, honey. (Don’t worry, the map will be cleared and loot organized right before you arrive.)

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • Do You Remember Our Real Playground Before Smartphones?

    Hello, I’m SuperAsurada77.

    We live in an era where modern life seems impossible without smartphones. But we often forget that just 40 years ago, none of this technology existed. So, what did we do for fun back then?

    Let’s go back to 1980s Seoul. No Netflix, no YouTube, and no internet in the palm of your hand. Although we didn’t have the flashy entertainment we have today, looking back, my only memories are of playing outside with friends all day long until dinner.

    🚩 Our Playground Was Simply the “Alleyway”

    After school, we’d throw our bags at home and shout our friends’ names one by one. “Hey Gil-dong! Come out and plaaay!” The moment we got permission from our moms, we’d roam the neighborhood, summoning the rest of the crew.

    We used to play with folded paper tiles called “Ttakji.” Back then, Ttakji was our smartphone. “All the Ttakji in this neighborhood are mine now!”

    We would cry and laugh over a single piece of paper, nurturing our grand ambition(?) to conquer the entire neighborhood.

    When the Ttakji game was over, we became Maradona, we became Cha Bum (a Korean soccer legend), and we roamed the alleyways. The passion we had back then, running until we were out of breath, seems hotter than any professional sport today.

    🇰🇷 5 PM, Time Frozen

    Even when we were fully immersed in soccer, something magical happened at 5 PM. The National Anthem would ring out from somewhere, and as if promised, all the friends who were running around wildly would stop and salute the flag. At that time, we were just taught to salute when the anthem played. Back then, we listened to adults incredibly well!

    🦸‍♂️ Imagination Becomes Reality, A Season We Forgot the Cold

    On days when we watched the dubbed Superman movie on TV, we would all tie a wrapping cloth around our necks and fly through the alleys like Superman. I never doubted that I could fly, although my legs did hurt a little.

    When winter came, even if our hands and feet felt like they were going to freeze and burst, we didn’t know how to go inside. Winter was purely joyful as long as I was with my friends and our wooden sleds.

    Then one day, the scenery of the alleyway began to change little by little. A friend brought a small portable game console. All the neighborhood kids put their heads together to see that tiny black-and-white screen. Compared to today’s flashy graphics, it was just a shabby lump of pixels, but it was a shocking device that gave us chills. Of course, I still cherish that game console in my drawer.

    ✨ The True Meaning of ‘Retro’

    I consider the games we enjoyed back then to be true “retro.” Time has flown by, and I’ve become a middle-aged man, but my childhood self still lives in my heart.

    “Hey friends! I hope you are all doing well!”

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • Mystery! Did My Game Console Multiply Overnight? (feat. My Left Hand Had a Mind of Its Own)

    There’s nothing quite like the feeling of heading home after a great night out unwinding with old friends.

    On the bus ride home, I whip out my smartphone out of habit to pay my respects to Him (?).

    I already have a chic “Black” retro console cherished in my drawer.

    But on the screen, I saw its soulmate—a brilliant ‘Blue’—sparkling at me.

    “Huh? Wouldn’t Blue look amazing sitting next to Black?”

    Suddenly, an angel and a devil start fighting inside my head.

    👼 Reason: “Hey, look. You already have the Black one at home. One is enough.”

    😈 Emotion: “No way, this isn’t for playing; it’s for the collection. You can’t resist the Black & Blue combo.”

    Maybe it was the booze talking? My fingers slipped. I’ll just add it to the cart. No, wait, I need to think about this month’s credit card bill. Delete. But hey, keeping it in the cart doesn’t cost anything, right? Add again.

    I swear… I only put it in the cart. Then I got home and passed out.

    Overnight, the retro consoles magically multiplied.

    Is this a dream? Or real life?

    “Wait, what happened?!”

    This is definitely a supernatural phenomenon. Was my console at home lonely? Did it use some kind of magic to undergo ‘mitosis’ behind my back?

    There is no way I hit the checkout button. I was just holding my phone…

    “My left hand was just for support!”

    It must have been perfect shooting form… I mean, checkout form. I absolutely never ordered this. (I’m dead serious).

    Well, what’s done is done. I have a new family member now, so I have to embrace it.

    Look at those brilliant colors… Man, my taste (or rather, my left hand’s taste) is impeccable. This color coordination is perfection.

    Now, let’s get you to your new home.

    I open my treasure chest (my drawer). Peace of mind finally arrives as the new friend settles in.

    I’m afraid of what color will tempt my left hand next, but for today, I’m just going to enjoy this brilliance.

    Today’s Lesson: Opening a shopping app while tipsy is riskier than leaving a steak unguarded around a dog.

    (But I was happy, so it’s all good!)

    This post is fiction disguised as fact.

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • A Peaceful Shopping Day in the Life of a Sparrow

    A Sparrow out shopping simply cannot fly past the “Mill” without stopping.

    To humans, it’s just the gaming aisle at a big-box store, but to our Sparrow, it’s a mill overflowing with the scent of fresh grain.

    Standing tall right before his eyes: The PlayStation 5 Pro.

    Sparrow’s heart begins to waver.

    “If I buy this, will I actually have time to play it…? I already have a PS4 Pro and an Xbox Series X collecting dust at home…”

    But then, he feels it—the piercing gaze of the Madam from behind!

    That single look is enough to snap Sparrow back to reality.

    “Honey… it’s just a new air purifier!!”

    Sparrow tries a feeble excuse, but

    his wife draws a hard line.

    “Nope. The mill is for looking only.”

    Sparrow nods meekly.

    After all, what a sparrow needs is grain, not a credit card bill explosion this month.

    Next, the temptation of the Switch 2 washes over him.

    It looks so sleek, the weight feels perfect…

    Sparrow’s heart flutters once again.

    But beside him, his wife shakes her head and speaks.

    “We already have a Switch at home. Which you don’t play.”

    Defeated, Sparrow puts the Switch 2 back down.

    Today, the wife’s defense stats are maxed out.

    He is effectively banished from the mill empty-handed.

    Having been denied at the mill, Sparrow finally looks for

    the “essential grain” he truly needs.

    A bag of crispy, savory Shrimp Crackers.

    A satisfied smile finally returns to his beak as he secures the goods.

    Back in the safety of his cozy nest,

    Sparrow relaxes, playing with his “twig” (a portable retro gaming handheld).

    His cute companions—the dog and the cat—react instantly to the crinkle of the snack bag,

    staring intensely and begging for a bite. Sparrow generously shares a few morsels of grain with his friends before filling his own belly.

    The sun setting through the window, a quiet living room, snacks, and a retro game.

    And so, Sparrow’s day comes to a warm, fuzzy end.

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • Ugh… Should I Just Burn a PTO Day?

    Hello, this is Super Asurada 77.

    I’m just a middle-aged guy surviving the daily grind by recharging my batteries with retro games.

    The very first thought that hits me the moment I open my eyes in the morning is: “I don’t feel so great… Should I just call out sick today?”

    But contrary to my mind, my body is already on autopilot—showering and eating breakfast.

    Next thing I know, I’m surrendering myself to the subway, clutching a retro handheld console in both hands.

    I’m right back at that boss battle I was stuck on yesterday.

    My soul is still at home, but I can see my physical shell sitting in the office chair, staring daggers at the monitor.

    Staring at the screen, the thought creeps in again.

    “Maybe I should take a half-day this afternoon?”

    But then reality hits. I have a client meeting with the director later…

    There goes my afternoon off, flying far away~

    Still, lunchtime arrives. Seeing the hot soup and the meat dish in the cafeteria…

    My HP gauge starts to rise. Lunch fills my HP to the max, but my magic gauge—MP—needs a different fuel: vending machine coffee.

    A fresh shot of caffeine fills my MP bar completely.

    Time flies, and suddenly, it’s already time to clock out.

    On the subway ride home, I ponder again.

    “Should I take tomorrow off?”

    Ah… We have a production deployment tomorrow afternoon…

    Taking tomorrow off is out of the question~!!!

    Dang it~!!! I guess I’ll just rest during the weekend~~!!

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • Your Childhood Wish Has Already Come True

    Hello, this is SuperAsurada77.

    Back in my middle and high school days, my friends always had the high-end gear: the Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo (SNES), TurboDuo, and the Neo Geo.

    At my house, we had the trusty 8-bit NES. It was a powerful machine in its own right, but I couldn’t help but feel envious of my friends.

    I remember the visual shock of seeing the protagonist transform into a wolf in Altered Beast on the TurboGrafx-16. I was floored by the fact that you could play Fatal Fury 2 and Art of Fighting 2 right in your living room with the Neo Geo. I gasped in awe at the intensity of Goku’s special moves in Dragon Ball Z: Super Butōden on the SNES. And the flashy animations on the TurboDuo? They blew my mind—I couldn’t tell if I was watching an anime or playing a game. It was pure chaos in the best way possible.

    I used to save up my allowance to buy gaming magazines, playing the games in my imagination just by staring at the screenshots. Sadly, all those magazines I collected vanished somewhere along the way—lost while I was away for military service. But they remain precious memories to me.

    I remember making a vow to myself while playing Art of Fighting 2 at the arcade. “Just wait! When I grow up and make my own money, I’m going to buy every single 16-bit console and arcade game out there.” That was my wish.

    Time flew by like an arrow. We shifted from the analog age to the digital era. I went from a student to a middle-aged man. I’ve built a family, I’m raising kids, and I’m busy living in the present. But sometimes, the nostalgia hits, and memories of those games suddenly come rushing back.

    And then, I remembered that old wish.

    Wait… realized that my wish actually did come true! Haha.

    Whether it’s during my commute or lying in bed after tucking the kids in, this handheld retro game console in my hands is exactly what I wished for.

    Inside this tiny portable device lives every console my friends had and all those games I wanted. I can pull it out and play whenever I want! My dream really became reality.

    I guess I should thank my younger self for making that wish.

    Hey, kid… thank you!!!

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • The Reality of a Middle-Aged Retro Gamer’s Commute Home

    Hello, this is SuperAsurada77.

    The commute home after a long, grinding day at work.

    Unless you’re lucky enough to live right next to a subway station, most of us have to transfer from the train to a bus to get home.

    Technically, I could walk the 20 to 30 minutes from the station to my house. But let’s be real—after surviving the daily grind, my energy bar is completely empty. So, I have no choice but to rely on the bus to save my legs.

    However, these buses are notorious for their unpredictable schedules depending on traffic.

    The interval is supposed to be 15 minutes, but when things go wrong, that gap can stretch to 30 or even 40 minutes.

    Usually, I’d be fuming, but with zero stamina left, I just stand there and wait, resigned to my fate.

    seeing “Next Bus: 28 Minutes” on the display board would normally make my blood boil.

    But for a middle-aged retro gamer, the situation is completely reversed.

    The moment I pull my retro handheld out of my bag and click the power button…

    Right there, the bus stop transforms into my childhood bedroom. I’m instantly on a trip down memory lane.

    This isn’t just a game console; it’s a time machine.

    28 minutes until arrival? That’s plenty of time.

    I can clear a few stages in Super Mario or play a quick match of Winning Eleven. Before I know it, the time has flown by.

    For those 28 minutes, I’m back to being a kid.

    As long as I have my retro console, even the waiting becomes part of the fun.

    Retro gaming! For us middle-aged gamers, it’s not just a hobby—it’s our daily vitamin and therapy.

    Original article in Korean: [link]

  • A Day in the Life of a Modern Middle-Aged Retro Gamer

    Hey everyone, it’s SuperAsurada77.

    Standing in the “subway from hell” on my way to work, wearing my backpack on my front to make space, I naturally reach into my bag and pull out my retro handheld console.

    That commute, which takes over an hour, turns into precious healing time—a chance to bring out those childhood vibes, the tactile feel of the buttons, and memories from back in the day.

    The moment I step into the office and say “Good morning,” that retro vibe instantly shuts down. I have to tuck the game away deep in my heart for now.

    For now, the console goes into charging mode.

    The commute home is another ride on the subway from hell, squeezing in some retro gaming where I can. But the moment I arrive home, the “Infinite Loop Quest” begins.

    Dishes. Recycling. Taking out the food waste. Bathing the kids. Playing with them. Putting them to bed.

    Once this endless loop of quests is finally over, my own personal “Side Quest” awaits.

    Finally… is it my time? The wife and kids are asleep. I turn on the PlayStation to start my quest, but then…

    ⚠️ System Update Required

    The popup floats mercilessly on the screen. “Update 12%… 43%… 67%…”

    As I stare at the progress bar, my eyelids get heavier and heavier.

    My mind is already halfway to dreamland. Eventually, I fall asleep… and when I open my eyes, it’s time to head to work again.

    This is the cold, hard reality for retro gamers in their 30s and 40s.

    But still, to all the middle-aged retro gamers out there—hang in there! We’ve got this!


    Original article in Korean: [link]